"nick's all good with the cougars" ...

BAHAHAHAHAHA. joe posers rock. [especially when they're your friends! lol]

best. convo. in. history.


xoxo shameless (6:58:35 PM): OMGZZZZZZ! JOE I LOVE YOUUUUUU! MARRY ME?!?!?!?!?!?!
joefosho (7:01:05 PM): sure.
joefosho (7:01:09 PM): wedding in fiji?
xoxo shameless (7:01:15 PM): helllls yes.
joefosho (7:01:26 PM): oh shoot.
joefosho (7:01:27 PM): sorry.
xoxo shameless (7:01:28 PM): YAYYYYYY!
xoxo shameless (7:01:33 PM): wtf, joe.
xoxo shameless (7:01:37 PM): don't kid like that.
joefosho (7:01:48 PM): prior arrangements with this chick named taylor. we're getting married in tuscany.
xoxo shameless (7:01:54 PM): screw taylor.
xoxo shameless (7:02:07 PM): let's go live in utah. polygamy is hot there.
joefosho (7:02:34 PM): no. i'd rather do taylor for the rest of my life. she's everything in need. and more.
xoxo shameless (7:02:36 PM): see? win-win situation.
xoxo shameless (7:02:39 PM): wtf.
xoxo shameless (7:02:41 PM): i hate you joe.
joefosho (7:02:53 PM): i love you. who are you tho?
xoxo shameless (7:02:54 PM): you can take your purity ring and shove it up your ass.
joefosho (7:03:10 PM): that would be rather uncomfortable.
xoxo shameless (7:03:17 PM): that's the point.
xoxo shameless (7:03:28 PM): i'm russell brand, beeyotch.
joefosho (7:03:28 PM): nah. i'll keep it on my finger until taylor takes it off.
xoxo shameless (7:03:31 PM): bahaha.
joefosho (7:03:41 PM): oh no you don't, russel brand!
xoxo shameless (7:03:46 PM): is she gonna eat it off your hand like chelsea handler?
xoxo shameless (7:03:48 PM): that's hot.
joefosho (7:04:13 PM): no. she'll throw it across the room, then jump me and rip off my clothes. i don't mind.
xoxo shameless (7:04:37 PM): well shat. how does nick feel about older women?
xoxo shameless (7:04:42 PM): he's not a nark, is he?
xoxo shameless (7:04:46 PM): i don't want to go to jail.
joefosho (7:05:07 PM): nick's all good with the cougars.
xoxo shameless (7:05:25 PM): sweeeeeeet. hook me up with some of that, then.
joefosho (7:05:39 PM): it's a deal. double wedding?
xoxo shameless (7:05:43 PM): f'sho.
joefosho (7:06:06 PM): cool. i'll brb, taylor wants a make-out sesh.
xoxo shameless (7:06:08 PM): tell nick that somewhere in his vows he has to belt out "for you baby".
xoxo shameless (7:06:10 PM): wtf, joe.
xoxo shameless (7:06:20 PM): send nick my way now then.
xoxo shameless (7:06:27 PM): put him in the mail.
joefosho (7:06:30 PM): YOOO it's nick. takin' over joe's IM
xoxo shameless (7:06:32 PM): fed-ex his ass here.
xoxo shameless (7:06:39 PM): well helloooooo, honey.
joefosho (7:06:47 PM): hey babe. i hear you're older
xoxo shameless (7:06:55 PM): damn straight.
joefosho (7:06:55 PM): i'll do anything "for you, babyyy"
xoxo shameless (7:07:04 PM): ohhh man.
xoxo shameless (7:07:20 PM): nick, you drive me crazy with that just-post-puberty voice of yours.
joefosho (7:07:38 PM): thanks... i try to make it break as much as possible.... hence "sorry".
xoxo shameless (7:07:51 PM): and "can't have you" ...
xoxo shameless (7:07:56 PM): but you CAN have ME, beh beh.
joefosho (7:08:00 PM): ...and "a little bit longer."
xoxo shameless (7:08:01 PM): mhmmm.
joefosho (7:08:08 PM): oh i'll HAVE you... no purity ring necessary.
xoxo shameless (7:08:10 PM): ... and like, every other song.
joefosho (7:08:14 PM): basically.
xoxo shameless (7:08:23 PM): snaps ... i like you better than your brother already.
xoxo shameless (7:08:36 PM): you're easy-peasy, darlin'.
joefosho (7:08:46 PM): babe. i'm only easy for you.
joefosho (7:08:59 PM): joe's just tough to crack cuz he's all over that taylor chick,
xoxo shameless (7:09:09 PM): well, she's hot. it's understandable.
joefosho (7:09:27 PM): yeah. not gonna lie. she's gorgeous. but i donno if joe would let me get in on that action.
xoxo shameless (7:09:33 PM): wtf, nick.
xoxo shameless (7:09:39 PM): that's not very nice.
joefosho (7:09:46 PM): which is why i have you.
xoxo shameless (7:10:11 PM): pshh. and three years older is nothing. go big or go home ... six years your senior is just what you need.
joefosho (7:10:29 PM): you're right, baby, you're right. i'm all yours. who's taylor?
xoxo shameless (7:10:39 PM): exactly. love you, beh beh.
joefosho (7:10:49 PM): love you too.
joefosho (7:10:52 PM): oh shiz. joe's back.
joefosho (7:11:01 PM): YOOO DANJA IN DA HOUSEEE.
xoxo shameless (7:11:04 PM): CALL ME!
joefosho (7:11:05 PM): taylor was awesome =)
xoxo shameless (7:11:09 PM): oh snaps, i'm late.
xoxo shameless (7:11:18 PM): don't rub it in, joe.
xoxo shameless (7:11:21 PM): not nice.
joefosho (7:11:21 PM): i told him to call u... he said he would.
xoxo shameless (7:11:24 PM): sweeeet.
joefosho (7:11:31 PM): fine, but...
joefosho (7:11:35 PM): you know who i will rub?
joefosho (7:11:36 PM): taylor.
xoxo shameless (7:11:40 PM): ewww.
xoxo shameless (7:11:46 PM): tmi.
joefosho (7:11:57 PM): is the cougar jealous?
xoxo shameless (7:12:16 PM): fine. you go do that, and i'll go ... kiss my nick poster.
xoxo shameless (7:12:18 PM): take that!
joefosho (7:12:36 PM): don't cut ur lips on it tho... papercuts suck.
xoxo shameless (7:12:42 PM): trust me, i know.
xoxo shameless (7:12:43 PM): :/
xoxo shameless (7:12:54 PM): aight, paper-nick awaits.
joefosho (7:12:57 PM): my turn to say...
joefosho (7:12:58 PM): tmi.
xoxo shameless (7:12:59 PM): peace out, dangaaaaa.
joefosho (7:13:04 PM): PEACE, YO.
xoxo shameless (7:13:25 PM): <3