"Quick! What's the number for 911?"

So I've heard my fair share of funny calls at work in the past few months, but there was something in the air today. Haha.

And somehow one of my co-workers got to talk with all of them. Lucky her. ;)

The first one:

Girl: Can I get a ticket if one of my headlights isn't working?
Co-Worker: Yes, you have to have two headlights.
Girl: Well I have two headlights on my car.
Co-Worker: But they both have to be working.
Girl: ... Oh.

And then someone called and asked what the emergency number for dispatch was. Um, how about 911?

What a day.