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    Saturday, January 3, 2009

    redneck hugh hefner?

    i get messages from the creepiest people on myspace.

    seriously, i think something about me attracts all the scary men.

    what the fuck is wrong with me?

    i mean, i know i'm not the best catch, but i don't deserve messages like this:



    what. the. hell.

    that scares me.

    he's like 60.

    i'm 21.

    he's like the redneck wanna-be hugh hefner.

    i also frequently get messages from army guys who want me to come "party" with them in their barracks.

    that's not normal.

    okay, rant over.

    1 comment:

    AshHays said...

    Yeah, but at least Hef is an attractive older guy.

    Ew.

    I'm sorry you had to go through this. I'll start telling you about all the creepy messages I get, it'll make you feel better.

    Neither of us deserves them, but it comes with the MySpace territory!