seriously, i think something about me attracts all the scary men.
what the fuck is wrong with me?
i mean, i know i'm not the best catch, but i don't deserve messages like this:

what. the. hell.
that scares me.
he's like 60.
i'm 21.
he's like the redneck wanna-be hugh hefner.
i also frequently get messages from army guys who want me to come "party" with them in their barracks.
that's not normal.
okay, rant over.
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Yeah, but at least Hef is an attractive older guy.
Ew.
I'm sorry you had to go through this. I'll start telling you about all the creepy messages I get, it'll make you feel better.
Neither of us deserves them, but it comes with the MySpace territory!
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